I'm sorry Keith, you have a beautiful manly voice.
Keith: I'm glad you got to talk to me this evening
The pleasure was all yours
: )
me: haha you are so mean
fuck you and your lisp
Keith: You like me
Lisp? I was drunk...I was slurring
me: I fell sorry for you.
Keith: I don't have a lisp you cunt bubble
me: Yes you do, fag.
Keith: At least my ancestors weren't slaves
And I still don't have a lisp
me: Yes you do.
It's okay.
Keith: Omg
me: I won'
Keith: I do not have a motherfucking lisp
I was drunk
me: I'm just kidding :D
Keith: You made my heart rate reach unhealthy levels
me: Awh. I apologize.
Keith: Have a good day at Wal-Mart tomorrow
: )
me: Have a good day with a bissell up your asshole.
Keith: Always
me: And having a hard time having people understand your lisp
Keith: Sucks the shit right out
I'll kill you
me: <3
Keith: If that heart was a shank, I'd stab you with it
And throw pig's feet at your coffin during your funeral
Kidding
Gotta go read
Have a good night, chica
Cheer up, twat
me: My computer froze, dicklips
Keith: Eww, good one
I like that
As opposed to "dick sucking lips" like you black people have
Goodnight, gangsta
me: I bet. Will you please say " If that heart was a shank, I'd stab you with it"
and record it and send it to me?
Keith: HAHAHA, why?
me: Because your lips turns me on
Keith: Was that the sweetest thing you've ever heard?
me: Bahahaha and yes
FUCk
Keith: I hate you
me: I meant your lisp
but you caught that.
Keith: I know what you meant
I hate you
me: Anyway, one more question
When you read, do words with s's in them sound like you say them out loud?
Keith: I hope you die in a school shooting
Sent at 1: 18 AM on Thursday
Keith is offline. Messages you send will be delivered when Keith comes online.
I'm still pissed about this.
